WE NEED OHTANI NAKED
(大谷の裸はどこだ！ 我々には大谷の裸が必要なんだ！)

wait they took the camera off shohei did he keep his shirt on? im trying to see a god naked
(ちょっと待って、カメラが大谷から外れたんだけど！ 彼はシャツを脱いだの？どうなの？！)

They cut away from Ohtani taking his shirt off, rude.
(大谷がシャツを脱ぐシーンをカットするとか正気か？)

Damn I thought Shohei was about to take his shirt off
(マジかよこれから大谷が脱ぐと思ったのに)

Was deeply hoping to see shirtless Ohtani there damn
(そんな、上半身裸の大谷が見たいと心から願っていたのに)

LEMME SEE SHIRTLESS SHOHEI. FOR REASONS
(上半身裸の翔平を見せてくれ！ 理由は察しろ！)

Where is shirtless Shohei??????
(上半身を露わにした大谷は？？ 上半身を露わにした大谷はどこだ？？？？)

Where's Sh*hei's n*de!!
(大谷のヌードはどこだ!!)

https://kaikore.blogspot.com/2024/09/blog-post_28.html

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