0001Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys @Apparently admin ★2008/01/09(水) 02:40:50ID:??? Please post your jokes in English here. 0051忍法帖【Lv=3,xxxP】2011/08/09(火) 04:17:18.89ID:Nt6Izgzw ワロタ 0052忍法帖【Lv=29,xxxPT】2011/09/30(金) 21:32:04.09ID:??? 。 0053忍法帖【Lv=29,xxxPT】2011/09/30(金) 21:36:48.77ID:??? 。 0054American ◆Wo.dlLr/ZU 2011/10/01(土) 09:23:16.94ID:rqDSeP5V A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint...my...house." 0055Mr.anonymous2011/10/20(木) 01:05:52.98ID:??? American: wanna go KFC? Australian: Fuck negative, I dont want to go there!!! American: hmmm? why you get so anger, bro'? Australian: Korean Fuckin' Country 0056dabeshu2011/10/20(木) 11:58:46.32ID:??? HI I'M DABESHU FROM 4CHAN IN THE US. THIS PLACE IS SO FUNNY. HAHAHA. 0057dabeshu ◆NIGGER961. 2011/10/20(木) 16:46:44.04ID:??? HI GUYS, IT’S ME AGAIN. IT’S MORNING NOW, SO I’M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL.
what a beutiful relationship ! whats going on! 0070Mr.anonymous2012/02/23(木) 03:46:35.38ID:??? Little Johnny wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother." 0071Mr.anonymous2012/02/23(木) 03:50:52.06ID:??? A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well. 0072Mr.anonymous2012/05/12(土) 18:05:25.41ID:??? It's funny 0073Mr.anonymous2012/05/14(月) 17:29:54.65ID:??? Mum made me a chocolate. Mr.Boo made me a chocolate. 0074Mr.anonymous2012/06/13(水) 03:43:20.83ID:??? Cxhttp://beebee2see.appspot.com/i/azuY0_bQBgw.jpg http://beebee2see.appspot.com/i/azuY253RBgw.jpg 0075Mr.anonymous2012/06/29(金) 22:05:52.72ID:iMeB1M0b スカッシュ What happen to your face? What happen to your face? 0076Mr.anonymous2012/07/07(土) 00:58:03.40ID:??? omg fuckin sit !! 0077Mr.anonymous2012/07/10(火) 20:02:15.71ID:NS7Im2Yl If someone said "fuck you" to you, just you should answer, "I love you, too". Then you can know how he/she loves you. 0078Mr.anonymous2012/07/18(水) 22:28:19.32ID:??? are 0079Mr.anonymous2012/07/19(木) 22:44:09.45ID:??? Are you japanease? Why are you here? 0080Mr.anonymous2012/07/20(金) 11:13:53.62ID:ue6+I5Bx Nai how 0081Mr.anonymous2012/07/21(土) 00:18:04.58ID:rMJ7evaA What's up 0082Mr.anonymous2012/07/22(日) 05:04:00.44ID:DVmAZgMs Here's a really cheesy programmer pun: "Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C# "
(explanation: The programming language C# is pronounced "see sharp") 0083Mr.anonymous2012/08/06(月) 22:43:39.93ID:EG2fHYrw American contributing a joke; the classic "Yo' Mama":
"When yo' mama [your mother] sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house."
The humor being the double-meaning of "around" in English, implying either "at any one place" and "surrounding". 0084Mr.anonymous2012/08/06(月) 22:45:23.31ID:EG2fHYrw How about some good, old-fashioned Anti-Humor?
"A black hole walks into a bar.
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..." 0085Mr.anonymous2012/08/06(月) 22:48:15.93ID:EG2fHYrw "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess." 0086Mr.anonymous2012/08/15(水) 08:47:06.03ID:0WuUb/PT Last two are actually funny. 0087Mr.anonymous2012/09/11(火) 03:11:31.53ID:db6NKWr+ "There were zwei peanuts, walking down the stra?e, und one was 'assaulted'... 0088MM2012/09/13(木) 02:14:37.06ID:/wqtSAdb Marry have four sibling, Mimi, Momo, Meme, and what is number four sibling name? 0089Mr.anonymous2012/10/05(金) 04:33:44.06ID:l7vnMoTw Huhn, I don't really know any one-liner jokes. >>84 was good though. 0090Mr.anonymous2012/10/05(金) 07:45:15.13ID:Bn8OveYB>>88 Mumu? 0091Mr.anonymous2012/10/05(金) 10:53:01.12ID:jqGbDcMG 中日貿易 腕時計【98jp.】 ブランド財布 グッチ バッグ 腕時計 http://u.taokeur.com/A3h
http://u.taokeur.com/A3j 0092Mr.anonymous2012/12/10(月) 11:49:31.70ID:??? Go home gaijin 0093Mr.anonymous2012/12/31(月) 02:14:58.19ID:ccDYwihJ Can u write English?
Haha! :-]. What can u know? Herein people is retarded!!!!!!!! :-3 0094うふ〜んNGNGうふ〜ん0095うふ〜んNGNGうふ〜ん0096Mr.anonymous2013/01/14(月) 07:00:22.18ID:N6tQfydB これはアメリカのゲームです。1度やってみてください。 これは、たった3分でできるゲームです。試してみてください。 驚く結果をご覧いただけます。 このゲームを考えた本人は、メールを読んでからたった10分で願い事が かなったそうです。このゲームは、おもしろく、かつ、あっと驚く結果を 貴方にもたらすでしょう。
10)そして、11番に書いた歌は、貴方の人生を表す歌です。この書き 込みを読んでから、1時間以内に10個の掲示板にこの書き込みをコピー して貼って下さい。そうすれば、あなたの願い事は叶うでしょう。もし、 貼らなければ、願い事を逆のことが起こるでしょう。とても奇妙ですが当 たってませんか? 0098忍法帖【Lv=4,xxxP】(1+0:8)2013/01/21(月) 10:22:03.06ID:PAg9HqY/ tes 0099Mr.anonymous2013/02/21(木) 03:25:25.89ID:???>>90 you are wrong! 0100Mr.anonymous2013/02/21(木) 15:54:40.96ID:??? i aint motherfucker,right?x( just fucked Dad's ass,yo? 0101忍法帖【Lv=2,xxxP】(3+0:8)2013/02/21(木) 15:57:24.59ID:??? i just wanna test here... 0102Mr.anonymous2013/02/21(木) 20:53:12.34ID:??? what kind of test? 0103Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 00:16:15.35ID:??? sup bro 0104Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 01:23:45.15ID:??? bongo - bonger - bongest http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/wmusic/10161126920105Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 19:31:42.74ID:??? one more night give me one more night before i die 0106Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 21:54:54.38ID:??? yo im feelin the voodoo in my brain i aint my usual self tonight walkin the beautiful rain the world rotates around me
- Christopher Poole AKA Moot the faggot 0111Mr.anonymous2013/02/28(木) 15:45:09.13ID:??? tell me how am i supposed to live without 2ch? 0112Mr.anonymous2013/03/05(火) 04:35:59.48ID:??? oh my god 0113忍法帖【Lv=5,xxxP】(1+0:8)【Dbbbb1361429771069404】2013/03/05(火) 23:46:50.38ID:WGeyFLBu f**k my a**!!??!??! 0114Mr.anonymous2013/03/26(火) 01:16:40.99ID:??? 夷多lkト無yせlf 0115Mr.anonymous2013/03/29(金) 04:54:01.95ID:??? fuck gooks 0116忍法帖【Lv=5,xxxP】(1+0:8)【Dascii2d1363997408849191】【14.4m】【東電 81.0 %】◆wliA62f3QDpm 2013/04/01(月) 17:32:52.43ID:X9uactm3 てす 0117実況しちゃダメ流浪の民@ピンキー2013/04/07(日) 16:02:10.280 no friends to go out with no place to go no purpose to live 0118Mr.anonymous2013/06/09(日) 10:40:41.86ID:??? Call me taxi, please. 0119hir ◆DXyRySzJDw 2013/06/24(月) 20:24:13.31ID:jGU3V17b n 0120Mr.anonymous2013/07/26(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:??? What the hell is this place 0121Mr.anonymous2013/08/08(木) NY:AN:NY.ANID:??? Are you a new babysitter?
No, I'm a heavy-shitter. 0122Mr.anonymous2013/08/20(火) NY:AN:NY.ANID:huzvcBTL Please tell me erotic words that I don't know! 0123Mr.anonymous2013/08/23(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:B/RdHGy0 test 0124Mr.anonymous2013/08/23(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:B/RdHGy0 A man a day Keeps sanity away The best man is the one Who is 10,000 miles away
signed
a woman 0125Mr.anonymous2013/08/23(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:B/RdHGy0 It is very strange, I can only post on this thread. My UK ISP is banned in all but this one. Very strange
btw greetings from the UK 0126Mr.anonymous2013/08/25(日) NY:AN:NY.ANID:TsWCVGgx Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (I can't think of any jokes lol)
btw greetings from New Zealand :) 0127Mr.anonymous2013/09/12(木) 13:28:44.25ID:??? Is this real Japan?
He drank his coffee before it was cool. 0134Mr.anonymous2014/02/05(水) 06:49:25.08ID:RwkEzh4U What's red and becomes smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato-peeler.
Why did the baker's hands smell bad? Because he kneaded a shit. 0135Mr.anonymous2014/02/08(土) 06:22:39.26ID:kyJB7y1N You know what drives me crazy? Car puns. 0136名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 11:53:45.19ID:ZnqioNhG Why doesn't the 2ds fold?
The vita already did. 0137名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 13:00:36.88ID:yv4KgsKE neat 0138Mr.anonymous2014/03/12(水) 13:01:37.86ID:yv4KgsKE neat 0139名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 13:24:39.44ID:ibdcvVvm Mr. anonymous, nobody wants to hear your /b/-level garbage.
By the way, 4chan's /v/ thinks 2ch's video game board is spot-on about why the video game industry is failing. You think we like over-saturation of military FPS games and moe pig crap? Hell no. We hate mobile games with a passion, and it makes us sad to see kids playing with smartphones instead of Gameboys. Most of us just want a return to smaller game budgets from the late 1990s, but Hollywood is investing in radical feminist garbage because they have nothing else. By the way, I'm enjoying my PS Vita. If only there were some good platformers for the system other than Gravity Rush and Tearaway. It's a fun little device, and I like putting movies on it. That screen is really pretty.
Your brothers overseas, 4chan /v/ 0140名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 17:47:22.67ID:yv4KgsKE Your enthusiasm is nauseating. Chances are you'll only accomplish making the people here barf. 0141Mr.anonymous2014/06/28(土) 21:25:08.56ID:HYM4l3/I What is the biggest ants in the world? So, you are not thinking in Japanese. 0142BOWNT2014/07/03(木) 23:26:24.22ID:WiLETKRr! BOWNT
hahaha 0143Anon2014/07/14(月) 12:14:26.55ID:NeWvySLY! What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. 0144Mr.anonymous2014/07/24(木) 11:08:45.60ID:63Ls0xBi!>>139
Don't talk to them. We can't corrupt their pure Nihongo spirit with our filthy, disgusting gaijin ways. Not until we learn how to fold steel one thousand times to make a comparable kay-tana, as the prophecies have foretold. 0145Mr.anonymous2014/07/25(金) 04:31:07.87ID:d6lRC2O0! top lel 0146Mr.anonymous2014/08/03(日) 20:33:54.68ID:ozVPRrND!>>144 B..but...how could filthy gaijin like us possibly fold such a key-tonnu? 0147Mr.anonymous2014/08/28(木) 11:07:55.48ID:o8xVFtEF!>>146
By accepting the chief god of the Shinto religion: Naruto Uzumaki, into our hearts as our Lord and Saviour. 0148Mr.anonymous2014/10/25(土) 15:28:49.70ID:??? kuzu_88888888888 GAY BBS http://akudaikan-0.bbs.fc2.com/0149Mr.anonymous2014/10/25(土) 15:29:21.52ID:??? kuzu_88888888888 GAY BBS http://akudaikan-0.bbs.fc2.com/0150Mr.anonymous2015/03/05(木) 00:08:05.89ID:pCzPEICB *knock knock* Who's there? Nine Eleven Nine Eleven who? You said that you would never forget.