0001Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★2008/01/09(水) 02:40:50ID:??? Please post your jokes in English here. 0073Mr.anonymous2012/05/14(月) 17:29:54.65ID:??? Mum made me a chocolate. Mr.Boo made me a chocolate. 0074Mr.anonymous2012/06/13(水) 03:43:20.83ID:??? Cxhttp://beebee2see.appspot.com/i/azuY0_bQBgw.jpg http://beebee2see.appspot.com/i/azuY253RBgw.jpg 0075Mr.anonymous2012/06/29(金) 22:05:52.72ID:iMeB1M0b スカッシュ What happen to your face? What happen to your face? 0076Mr.anonymous2012/07/07(土) 00:58:03.40ID:??? omg fuckin sit !! 0077Mr.anonymous2012/07/10(火) 20:02:15.71ID:NS7Im2Yl If someone said "fuck you" to you, just you should answer, "I love you, too". Then you can know how he/she loves you. 0078Mr.anonymous2012/07/18(水) 22:28:19.32ID:??? are 0079Mr.anonymous2012/07/19(木) 22:44:09.45ID:??? Are you japanease? Why are you here? 0080Mr.anonymous2012/07/20(金) 11:13:53.62ID:ue6+I5Bx Nai how 0081Mr.anonymous2012/07/21(土) 00:18:04.58ID:rMJ7evaA What's up 0082Mr.anonymous2012/07/22(日) 05:04:00.44ID:DVmAZgMs Here's a really cheesy programmer pun: "Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C# "
(explanation: The programming language C# is pronounced "see sharp") 0083Mr.anonymous2012/08/06(月) 22:43:39.93ID:EG2fHYrw American contributing a joke; the classic "Yo' Mama":
"When yo' mama [your mother] sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house."
The humor being the double-meaning of "around" in English, implying either "at any one place" and "surrounding". 0084Mr.anonymous2012/08/06(月) 22:45:23.31ID:EG2fHYrw How about some good, old-fashioned Anti-Humor?
"A black hole walks into a bar.
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..." 0085Mr.anonymous2012/08/06(月) 22:48:15.93ID:EG2fHYrw "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess." 0086Mr.anonymous2012/08/15(水) 08:47:06.03ID:0WuUb/PT Last two are actually funny. 0087Mr.anonymous2012/09/11(火) 03:11:31.53ID:db6NKWr+ "There were zwei peanuts, walking down the stra？e, und one was 'assaulted'... 0088MM2012/09/13(木) 02:14:37.06ID:/wqtSAdb Marry have four sibling, Mimi, Momo, Meme, and what is number four sibling name? 0089Mr.anonymous2012/10/05(金) 04:33:44.06ID:l7vnMoTw Huhn, I don't really know any one-liner jokes. >>84 was good though. 0090Mr.anonymous2012/10/05(金) 07:45:15.13ID:Bn8OveYB>>88 Mumu? 0091Mr.anonymous2012/10/05(金) 10:53:01.12ID:jqGbDcMG 中日貿易 腕時計【98jp.】 ブランド財布 グッチ バッグ 腕時計 http://u.taokeur.com/A3h
http://u.taokeur.com/A3j 0092Mr.anonymous2012/12/10(月) 11:49:31.70ID:??? Go home gaijin 0093Mr.anonymous2012/12/31(月) 02:14:58.19ID:ccDYwihJ Can u write English?
Haha! :-]. What can u know? Herein people is retarded!!!!!!!! :-3 0094うふ〜んNGNGうふ〜ん0095うふ〜んNGNGうふ〜ん0096Mr.anonymous2013/01/14(月) 07:00:22.18ID:N6tQfydB これはアメリカのゲームです。１度やってみてください。 これは、たった３分でできるゲームです。試してみてください。 驚く結果をご覧いただけます。 このゲームを考えた本人は、メールを読んでからたった１０分で願い事が かなったそうです。このゲームは、おもしろく、かつ、あっと驚く結果を 貴方にもたらすでしょう。
１０）そして、１１番に書いた歌は、貴方の人生を表す歌です。この書き 込みを読んでから、１時間以内に１０個の掲示板にこの書き込みをコピー して貼って下さい。そうすれば、あなたの願い事は叶うでしょう。もし、 貼らなければ、願い事を逆のことが起こるでしょう。とても奇妙ですが当 たってませんか？ 0098忍法帖【Lv=4,xxxP】(1+0：8)2013/01/21(月) 10:22:03.06ID:PAg9HqY/ tes 0099Mr.anonymous2013/02/21(木) 03:25:25.89ID:???>>90 you are wrong! 0100Mr.anonymous2013/02/21(木) 15:54:40.96ID:??? i aint motherfucker,right?x( just fucked Dad's ass,yo? 0101忍法帖【Lv=2,xxxP】(3+0：8)2013/02/21(木) 15:57:24.59ID:??? i just wanna test here... 0102Mr.anonymous2013/02/21(木) 20:53:12.34ID:??? what kind of test? 0103Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 00:16:15.35ID:??? sup bro 0104Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 01:23:45.15ID:??? bongo - bonger - bongest http://awabi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/wmusic/10161126920105Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 19:31:42.74ID:??? one more night give me one more night before i die 0106Mr.anonymous2013/02/22(金) 21:54:54.38ID:??? yo im feelin the voodoo in my brain i aint my usual self tonight walkin the beautiful rain the world rotates around me
- Christopher Poole AKA Moot the faggot 0111Mr.anonymous2013/02/28(木) 15:45:09.13ID:??? tell me how am i supposed to live without 2ch? 0112Mr.anonymous2013/03/05(火) 04:35:59.48ID:??? oh my god 0113忍法帖【Lv=5,xxxP】(1+0：8)【Dbbbb1361429771069404】2013/03/05(火) 23:46:50.38ID:WGeyFLBu f**k my a**!!??!??! 0114Mr.anonymous2013/03/26(火) 01:16:40.99ID:??? 夷多ｌｋト無ｙせｌｆ 0115Mr.anonymous2013/03/29(金) 04:54:01.95ID:??? fuck gooks 0116忍法帖【Lv=5,xxxP】(1+0：8)【Dascii2d1363997408849191】【14.4m】【東電 81.0 %】◆wliA62f3QDpm 2013/04/01(月) 17:32:52.43ID:X9uactm3 てす 0117実況しちゃダメ流浪の民＠ピンキー2013/04/07(日) 16:02:10.280 no friends to go out with no place to go no purpose to live 0118Mr.anonymous2013/06/09(日) 10:40:41.86ID:??? Call me taxi, please. 0119hir ◆DXyRySzJDw 2013/06/24(月) 20:24:13.31ID:jGU3V17b n 0120Mr.anonymous2013/07/26(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:??? What the hell is this place 0121Mr.anonymous2013/08/08(木) NY:AN:NY.ANID:??? Are you a new babysitter?
No, I'm a heavy-shitter. 0122Mr.anonymous2013/08/20(火) NY:AN:NY.ANID:huzvcBTL Please tell me erotic words that I don't know! 0123Mr.anonymous2013/08/23(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:B/RdHGy0 test 0124Mr.anonymous2013/08/23(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:B/RdHGy0 A man a day Keeps sanity away The best man is the one Who is 10,000 miles away
signed
a woman 0125Mr.anonymous2013/08/23(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:B/RdHGy0 It is very strange, I can only post on this thread. My UK ISP is banned in all but this one. Very strange
btw greetings from the UK 0126Mr.anonymous2013/08/25(日) NY:AN:NY.ANID:TsWCVGgx Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (I can't think of any jokes lol)
btw greetings from New Zealand :) 0127Mr.anonymous2013/09/12(木) 13:28:44.25ID:??? Is this real Japan?
He drank his coffee before it was cool. 0134Mr.anonymous2014/02/05(水) 06:49:25.08ID:RwkEzh4U What's red and becomes smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato-peeler.
Why did the baker's hands smell bad? Because he kneaded a shit. 0135Mr.anonymous2014/02/08(土) 06:22:39.26ID:kyJB7y1N You know what drives me crazy? Car puns. 0136名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 11:53:45.19ID:ZnqioNhG Why doesn't the 2ds fold?
The vita already did. 0137名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 13:00:36.88ID:yv4KgsKE neat 0138Mr.anonymous2014/03/12(水) 13:01:37.86ID:yv4KgsKE neat 0139名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 13:24:39.44ID:ibdcvVvm Mr. anonymous, nobody wants to hear your /b/-level garbage.
By the way, 4chan's /v/ thinks 2ch's video game board is spot-on about why the video game industry is failing. You think we like over-saturation of military FPS games and moe pig crap? Hell no. We hate mobile games with a passion, and it makes us sad to see kids playing with smartphones instead of Gameboys. Most of us just want a return to smaller game budgets from the late 1990s, but Hollywood is investing in radical feminist garbage because they have nothing else. By the way, I'm enjoying my PS Vita. If only there were some good platformers for the system other than Gravity Rush and Tearaway. It's a fun little device, and I like putting movies on it. That screen is really pretty.
Your brothers overseas, 4chan /v/ 0140名無しさん2014/03/12(水) 17:47:22.67ID:yv4KgsKE Your enthusiasm is nauseating. Chances are you'll only accomplish making the people here barf. 0141Mr.anonymous2014/06/28(土) 21:25:08.56ID:HYM4l3/I What is the biggest ants in the world? So, you are not thinking in Japanese. 0142BOWNT2014/07/03(木) 23:26:24.22ID:WiLETKRr! BOWNT
hahaha 0143Anon2014/07/14(月) 12:14:26.55ID:NeWvySLY! What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ. 0144Mr.anonymous2014/07/24(木) 11:08:45.60ID:63Ls0xBi!>>139
Don't talk to them. We can't corrupt their pure Nihongo spirit with our filthy, disgusting gaijin ways. Not until we learn how to fold steel one thousand times to make a comparable kay-tana, as the prophecies have foretold. 0145Mr.anonymous2014/07/25(金) 04:31:07.87ID:d6lRC2O0! top lel 0146Mr.anonymous2014/08/03(日) 20:33:54.68ID:ozVPRrND!>>144 B..but...how could filthy gaijin like us possibly fold such a key-tonnu? 0147Mr.anonymous2014/08/28(木) 11:07:55.48ID:o8xVFtEF!>>146
By accepting the chief god of the Shinto religion: Naruto Uzumaki, into our hearts as our Lord and Saviour. 0148Mr.anonymous2014/10/25(土) 15:28:49.70ID:??? kuzu_88888888888 GAY BBS http://akudaikan-0.bbs.fc2.com/0149Mr.anonymous2014/10/25(土) 15:29:21.52ID:??? kuzu_88888888888 GAY BBS http://akudaikan-0.bbs.fc2.com/0150Mr.anonymous2015/03/05(木) 00:08:05.89ID:pCzPEICB *knock knock* Who's there? Nine Eleven Nine Eleven who? You said that you would never forget. 0151anonymous2015/03/05(木) 04:01:12.29ID:3qzdHJWk! what happen when black man with erection runs into wall? he get killed by police, why you think he was running?
what happen when jew with erection runs into wall? he breaks nose, and sues owner of wall
what happen when islam with erection runs into wall? he explodes
what happen when american with erection runs into wall? his fat makes him bounce back like pachinko ball
what happen when chinese with erection runs into wall? he climbs wall and prepares to defend from mongolians
what happen when koolaids with erection runs into wall? oh yes! 0152Mr.anonymous2015/03/05(木) 07:53:42.31ID:JVDDGZKd Fucking rice farmer chink pig get out of MY internet. 0153Mr.anonymous2015/03/22(日) 08:22:16.16ID:9JDcjrGZ You guys are such weeaboos. Get a life, neck beard 0154Mr.anonymous2015/04/23(木) 08:48:42.71ID:TX8S/OgQ Would you like to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy. 0155Mr.anonymous2015/05/06(水) 12:20:59.10ID:yfaEAL14 oh nobody has a bra 0156Mr.anonymous2015/05/08(金) 10:50:46.87ID:n1Xavh9l why can't orphans can't play baseball? -Because they don't know where home is. why can't orphans play tennis? -Because they don't know what love is. 0157Mr.anonymous2015/05/09(土) 11:16:47.14ID:uCkiRODD ok i have some really dark ones so ill just dump them here. 1.How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? -None, they just beat the room for being black. 2.I lost my virginity to a retarded girl. I wanted my first time to be special 3.I started carrying a knife after attempted mugging a few months ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful ill post more if i find more 0158Mr.anonymous2015/05/14(木) 08:00:42.58ID:Fi+r4cgg! Nock Nock Who's there? JUST JUST Who? JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP 0159moot ◆Ep8pui8Vw2 2015/06/01(月) 08:31:03.80ID:4c8O2xJi!>>153 >weeaboos This isn't 2003, Anon 0160dabeshu ◆Ep8pui8Vw2 2015/06/03(水) 12:21:28.04ID:8L0W4ogq moot what the fuck are you doing here
That's not you. 0161dabeshu2015/06/03(水) 12:23:01.72ID:8L0W4ogq Oh shoot-it's mewt!
HOWDY DOO AND GEWD DAY TEW YEWW D: 0162Mr.anonymous2015/06/03(水) 12:28:47.01ID:8L0W4ogq moot is still confused about 2chan!?????? 0163Mr.anonymous2015/06/03(水) 13:11:28.79ID:wJdFmcK0 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what? 0164Politically Incorrect2015/06/15(月) 16:55:28.91ID:oy/Eyz4Y I think this just became my new favorite hangout.
Dislexic man walks into a bra... Sexdilic mal wanks into a rab... Fuck sorry I can't read this^^
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?... Neither did she! Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?... Her dog was blind too~ Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?... You would to if your name was **loud deaf people noises** Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?... She used the other hand to moan. Why did Helen Keller get Carple Tunnel, she fell down a well and spent days signing for help. How do you confuse Helen Keller... Move the furniture while she sleeps. How else can you confuse Helen Keller... Tell her to read a basket ball. How do you punish Helen Keller... Leave a short plunger sticking up out of the toilet 0165Mr.anonymous2015/10/20(火) 23:38:32.62ID:M0iwSqlrhttp://www.kuropansutojk.eroticvideo.tokyo/omorashi.html0166Mr.anonymous2016/03/16(水) 01:04:09.58ID:Owo45VXF haha, there are some very fun jokes in this thread
this is so much better than learning for math class 0167Mr.anonymous2016/03/17(木) 06:15:16.30ID:1EWxW63A lol 0168Mr.anonymous2016/03/21(月) 07:07:11.05ID:KW1hqdVl I don't know how many of the dirtier words in the English language get taught or learned on your side of the Pacific, but here's one that relies on a pun:
I got a handjob from a blind girl last night.
She never saw me coming! 0169Яникс2016/03/27(日) 07:04:25.48ID:ZklxNmiN Мой дом - улица 0170Яникс2016/03/27(日) 07:05:07.59ID:ZklxNmiN Твой парень риани по мне давно плачет эстрада 0171Яникс2016/03/27(日) 07:08:17.03ID:ZklxNmiN я утонул в алкоголе брось мне спасательный круглый 0172Mr.anonymous2017/03/27(月) 10:51:33.35ID:HgTFPZkC Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
One day, his girlfriend asks him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
“No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him, “Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “OKAY, ENOUGH! I’LL DO THE DISHES.” 0173Mr.anonymous2017/04/08(土) 02:58:26.93ID:j3tF+4o4 I farted. YUH!
